ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
usually people don't go around talking about things sensitive to them and then clam up about it when asked. people fishing for attention do. i don't think that is you, but whatever.
I didn’t clam up when asked, I have answered people about it. But what I’ve answered is all you need to know. Why should I tell an anonymous person what happened, why do you need to ask? I don’t see how not wanting to answer something is fishing for attention but okay.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
HOW U GONNA SAVE ROCK AND ROLL WHEN 2 OF UR MEMBERS ARE DEAD AND ANOTHERS POSSESSED MAN U REALLY FUCKED THIS ONE UP
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
all i want is attention but only from certain people
when ppl redraw disney villains as “more attractive” and make ursula and the queen of hearts skinny
a pizza boy stands in the kitchen groaning at the night shift he has to work at when he could be watching the oscars but then suddenly the phone rings and his eyes light up at the words “hello this is ellen and i’ll need 99 boxes of pizza delivered to the dolby theatre asap”
buying something and then finding it for way cheaper somewhere else