sirxtokes:

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

dirtylittlestyleswhore:

thnksfrth-hiatus:

Songs you listened to in middle school and early high school that you probably know all the words to
{LISTEN} 
TRACKS:
Face Down- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus// I’m Not Okay- My Chemical Romance// Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down- Fall Out Boy// American Idiot- Green Day// Crushcrushcrush- Paramore// The Middle- Jimmy Eat World// Dear Maria, Count Me In- All Time Low// The Church Of Hot Addiction- Cobra Starship// Build God, Then We’ll Talk- Panic! At The Disco// About a Girl- The Academy Is…// Hero/Heroine- Boys Like Girls// Mr. Brightside- The Killers// Dance Floor Anthem- Good Charlotte// Check Yes Juliet- We The Kings//  Dirty Little Secret- The All-American Rejects// Miserable At Best- Mayday Parade// Trouble- Never Shout Never//
[LISTEN]

i think i might be crying
g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

HEY FOLLOWERS

just-yasmeen:

askboxmemes:

TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.

this one is so much fun

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS
orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought
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